What NOT to Say to Girl Gamers Volume 3

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(Video and description provided by youtube.com/JessicaInYourDreams) Noob of the day: HSz x eXpLoDe x (In this episode we will let you hear one of the noob's voice messages before showing you the highlights of the game in which he was PWNed 1v1 on MLG Guardian V6. The original game is close to 13 minutes long so its best to download it off of the file share while it is available since youtube has its limits.) So Cara is playing Halo, not even warmed up yet, and this noob gets lucky enough to be on her team in team snipers. Well this game was pretty much over before it began and the other team was destroyed. But this noob, HSz x eXpLoDe x, spent the game betraying/shooting his team mates. After the game he has the audacity to ask her for a 1v1, of course cursing like the immature (yet not young) pathetic boy he is. His words pretty much claimed he PWNs players 1v1 all the time, he wants to beat her to put on his file share and show everyone on his list and on Game Battles, that he is good, that no one can beat him, bla bla bla. Then the bad kid pulled the grand noob tactic of all, he asked if she was scared. Anytime you hear this you know someone is desperate to prove themselves and, in fact, actually sucks. These types of noobs are easy to beat. So Cara thought how funny would it be to PWN a noob without even a proper warm up and post it on youtube to publicly embarrass him? So this noob got destroyed. This MLG Game Battles playing "so-called-good" player didn't even put up a proper fight. What a joke he is. His record (at the time of writing this according to Bungie's website): Games Played (MM not including customs): 465 EXP: 342 Difference: 123 Status: Halo 3 Noob Seeing how he gets beat this easily by someone not warmed up and seeing how his record is a joke, not to mention his MLG rank is pathetic, it is safe for all of us to assume he had no chance at winning this game. Nice luck grenade kills noob in the beginning. It kept you from being completely shut out as badly as most noobs that ask for a 1v1. This has been a public service announcement. If you message HSz x eXpLoDe x please don't laugh too hard into the mic.

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